Sounds Dirty But Isn't

Or maybe it is. Depends on what people do with it, I guess.

I know there's a legitimate use for this, but it still gives me the giggles to know you can find packaged bat guano on the shelves of our local grocery, the Willy Street Co-Op.

Jenifer Street Market says they have the largest selection
of microbrews in the Universe ...
The Universe!

The selection is dizzyingly impressive.

Some of them even come with a prize.