If the license plate you get from the DMV is offensive to you in some way, you can ask them to issue you another one.

I wonder if there's a similar policy if you see a license plate that's offensive to you? Can you call the DMV and have them remove it from the car?

See if you can kick it right between the uprights ...

Must be a pilot

And speaking of trucks:

Old McDonald had a truck ...

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good-bye ...

When "carpe diem" seems too ambitious,
sleep in and sieze the afternoon instead.

I Wish I'd Thought of That

Everybody else always gets the good ideas for their personalized plates.

A doctor's car?

Or a duck hunter's, perhaps?

I spotted this license plate on a Chrysler parked along Carroll Street; My Darling B provided the caption.