There's a Sale at Kohl's!

These comically bright table settings are available for stupid cheap money. You could buy them now, or wait twenty years, when they will possibly reappear on the shelves of the local thrift store at a quarter apiece. Then again they could, like Fiestaware, become collector's items so hideously expensive that you won't be able to put together a complete eight-setting collection for under two-thousand dollars. And no power in the universe will ever know why.